The Cowboy and the Aliens
In the near future, we make first contact with aliens. Not because they arrive in spaceships, but because they’ve been here for years — we just didn’t know it. A cowboy enjoying retirement on his friend’s horse ranch discovers the sexy female aliens, who restore his youth and virility. Governments take an interest in the aliens and those they’ve been in contact with — as does their Federation!
Chapters
- The Ranch
- Settling In
- The High Lake
- Changes
- Hiding Spots
- Men In Black
- Making Friends
- Changing Times
- The Circus Begins
- Wake Up Call
- Embassy Tour
- Embassy Surprise
- New Business
- Business Plans
- Nice Guy
- Open House
- Deadline
- Coronation
- Royal Duties
- Cave of Wonders

Overview & Preview
20 Chapters
134,325 words
In the near future, we make first contact with aliens. Not because they arrive in spaceships, but because they’ve been here for years — we just didn’t know it.
Mark Phoenix was looking to retire after losing his business and his marriage, discovers aliens while working as a wrangler on his friend’s ranch in the Rocky Mountain foothills of Central Alberta.
Fate, however, has other plans for Mark — plans put in motion more than a century earlier — his retirement is not part of that plan!
The aliens, a group of female trade representatives that had crashed on their way to the home world of the Federation, use some alien technology from the crashed ship to restore his youth and virility.
This inadvertently starts a chain reaction as government agencies take an interest in the aliens and those they’ve been in contact with — as does the Federation!
Join Mark and his harem of sexy aliens as they embark on an epic adventure that alters everything we thought we knew about life in the universe! Earth will never be the same.
Not exactly a spaghetti western… but there is spaghetti!

Scared Shitless
Well yesterday I decided to actually start publishing some of my story to StoriesOnline.net.
I can honestly say that last night I didn’t sleep very well, I was so nervous for taking an idea that I started back in grade 9 or 10 (some 30+ years ago) and actually publishing it for everybody to see.
Here it is 4am in the morning and I still haven’t seen any email notifications for comments, votes or anything. Well it turned out those all ended up in my junk mail folder!
I checked my story and the first chapter has been downloaded over 3100 times and the second chapter almost 2400 times with the story scoring 7.79 through 137 votes, and thankfully there was some good constructive criticism and some volunteer editing.
The stories posted to my Patreon account have been edited and therefore will be slightly different from the ones on SOL.
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